I burnt all your letters to make me feel better

but all i am feelinmg is gone gone gone.

it's just a song i like don't worry :) i've had a marvelous christmas and hope that you can say the same :) yup, shit happens but maybe it's worth it?? just maybe.

have the bestest and settle for nothing less.
it's got to beeeeeeeeeeeee per-er-er-er-er-er-fect xD
cheers lovelies!

ooooh, if you've a glass near raise it up *if not go grab one real quick*
a toast to friends, love, laughter...lewdity xD and life.

Bish Bash Bosh

Slap up. Definitely. A slap up nosh-faced nurkle of the lowest cadaver.

Really?

You bet your fat old aunt. A diabetic donkey, that's what I found. Inside your very eyeball.

The very one.

The very shinoozle. What a pile of ciabatta that was, chicken-faced pie cake, inside the noggin of an egg nog.

What?

What to the pot, ya flotty mot.

What the box of fudge are you on about?

On about, off about? About turn, turn spin, win, fin...

Are you alright?

Alrighty matey? Jimmy zoomy wadoomy chocolate cake Einstein's Theory of Relativity and a cherry on top!

I think you need some Psychiatric Help.

Some Psychiatric Yelp? What the chocodoobie is that?

OH FOR GOD'S SAKE SHUT UP YOU IDIOTIC MORON!

What the purgatory was he on about? Weirdo.

Holy artichoke!

right, in the past..... 1 minute I have sneezed.... 8 times.

And once more

And another.

and one last one.

I'ma try stop now.

Ok the count goes up by 2 more.

bye.

Ignorance is ya nu best frennn...

YO!!!

WAZZAPP???

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves mee

Galileo (Galileo) Galileo (Galileo)

Mamaaaa just killed a maaaan, put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger; now he's deeeead.

MUPPET VERSION

Nothing really matters *deep breath* BUT MOIIIII





Yo dudes. I feel lonely. lolz. Who wants to go to the D's, get some chicken nuggets? C'mon, Jake. Sheesh y'all. 'Twas a dreeeam.

Jakejakejakejakejakejakejakejake

I AIN'T AT HOME, BITCHIZZZ

Penguin suit, for the wolf.

chains and rain

yup winter in britain.

flowerpot.


was going to write something deep, and meaningful, but i chose


flowerpot.

Boo!

I bet you were scared, weren't you. That's fucking terrifying.

I've Got The Power!

Hey, guess what?
I've got the power to remove all your posts!
Of course, I'm not going to do that because that would be against the point of this blog.

Scream until you puke

or not. whatever really.

HEALTHY HEALTHY.


i'm shrinking

Why don't I write a post on here?

No Mark, that's a stupid idea. Don't do it.

Rob Pattinson!!!

Smells really bad. Trust me. Many things I've seen...