Friday, 25 December 2009

I burnt all your letters to make me feel better

but all i am feelinmg is gone gone gone.

it's just a song i like don't worry :) i've had a marvelous christmas and hope that you can say the same :) yup, shit happens but maybe it's worth it?? just maybe.

have the bestest and settle for nothing less.
it's got to beeeeeeeeeeeee per-er-er-er-er-er-fect xD
cheers lovelies!

ooooh, if you've a glass near raise it up *if not go grab one real quick*
a toast to friends, love, laughter...lewdity xD and life.

Tuesday, 22 December 2009

Bish Bash Bosh

Slap up. Definitely. A slap up nosh-faced nurkle of the lowest cadaver.


You bet your fat old aunt. A diabetic donkey, that's what I found. Inside your very eyeball.

The very one.

The very shinoozle. What a pile of ciabatta that was, chicken-faced pie cake, inside the noggin of an egg nog.


What to the pot, ya flotty mot.

What the box of fudge are you on about?

On about, off about? About turn, turn spin, win, fin...

Are you alright?

Alrighty matey? Jimmy zoomy wadoomy chocolate cake Einstein's Theory of Relativity and a cherry on top!

I think you need some Psychiatric Help.

Some Psychiatric Yelp? What the chocodoobie is that?


What the purgatory was he on about? Weirdo.

Holy artichoke!

right, in the past..... 1 minute I have sneezed.... 8 times.

And once more

And another.

and one last one.

I'ma try stop now.

Ok the count goes up by 2 more.


Wednesday, 16 December 2009

Ignorance is ya nu best frennn...



I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves mee

Galileo (Galileo) Galileo (Galileo)

Mamaaaa just killed a maaaan, put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger; now he's deeeead.


Nothing really matters *deep breath* BUT MOIIIII

Yo dudes. I feel lonely. lolz. Who wants to go to the D's, get some chicken nuggets? C'mon, Jake. Sheesh y'all. 'Twas a dreeeam.



Penguin suit, for the wolf.

Tuesday, 8 December 2009

chains and rain

yup winter in britain.

Monday, 7 December 2009


was going to write something deep, and meaningful, but i chose


Sunday, 6 December 2009


I bet you were scared, weren't you. That's fucking terrifying.

Saturday, 5 December 2009

I've Got The Power!

Hey, guess what?
I've got the power to remove all your posts!
Of course, I'm not going to do that because that would be against the point of this blog.

Friday, 4 December 2009

Scream until you puke

or not. whatever really.


i'm shrinking

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

Why don't I write a post on here?

No Mark, that's a stupid idea. Don't do it.

Tuesday, 1 December 2009

Rob Pattinson!!!

Smells really bad. Trust me. Many things I've seen...

Sunday, 29 November 2009

No one seems to be writing much. I'll change that.

Hi everyone!
Lying motherfuckers.
Just wanted to thank every single one of you for thinking of me!
Even though that's bullshit.
I know that for some people, most things are just "out of sight, out of mind"... but I know I can count on every single one of you! Thank you all so much for keeping me in the loop and inviting me places; it makes me feel so loved and warm and fuzzy and tingly inside!
Yeah. Like anyone gives a fuck.
My life couldn't be more perfect right now, thanks to you guys! I love you all!
Like anyone cares about what I think.

Saturday, 28 November 2009

Hai Thar.

Why do these random-ass lesbian bitches keep adding me on MSN?

Anyone want some email addresses? I can hook you guys up ;)

Friday, 27 November 2009

I just wanted to say...

I'm not who you think I am.

You're not who I thought you were.

We're not what anyone thought we had the capacity to become.

sooooo, yeah.


Thursday, 26 November 2009

I keep spinning.

I keep spinning and whilst the world whirrs and whilst the world blurrs all i see is you. i keep spinning and though i'm feeling sick i can't stop myself. or the fragments of my hearts that beat within me. i can't stop. i can hope and pray but i can't stop. i keep spinning. just watch as i turn, i'm hopeless. i won't learn. i keep spinning. my breaths are as shallow as the ripples upon the pond of my perspective yet i keep spinning. my hands are trembling like lost and torn pages of my life's story caught in the raging grasp of the wind. yet i keep spinning. i keep spinning. i. keep. spinning. I. KEEP. SPINNING.

Wednesday, 25 November 2009


Ama fishie.


waheyy, this blog seems rather..... interesting xD

Pretty cool though, having a blog with EVERYONE on it :D It's usually just...blogs with only one persons thoughts and anecdotes...but now it's all brought together, and I think that's really good.


yeahh, pretty darn wickeed.

so, you guys all alright?

Tuesday, 24 November 2009

There's a rumble,
In the jungle,
And it's rumbling along,
Rumbling in the jungling in the day.

There's a jungle in the rumble,
And it's jungling along,
If I was a nerd,
I'd say 'Wahey!'.

There's a rumble,
(There's a rumble)
In the jungle,
(In the jungle)
And nobody knows what it is,
And even though the two words don't rhyme,
I can still make a poem about it.

There's a jungle,
In the jungle,
In the jungling rumbling bumble,
And to stumble up the humble would be bad.

For the rumbling,
In the jungling,
In the jungle of the rumble,
Mr. Gumble finds it all rather sad.

There's a rumble,
In the jungle,
I know,
It's an earthquake.

Quite a lot of people have died in it,
It's not funny.

Monday, 23 November 2009


*grins like an eejit xD*

loving this idea...very's everyone?



This is the worst blog in the world.