No one seems to be writing much. I'll change that.

Hi everyone!
Lying motherfuckers.
Just wanted to thank every single one of you for thinking of me!
Even though that's bullshit.
I know that for some people, most things are just "out of sight, out of mind"... but I know I can count on every single one of you! Thank you all so much for keeping me in the loop and inviting me places; it makes me feel so loved and warm and fuzzy and tingly inside!
Yeah. Like anyone gives a fuck.
My life couldn't be more perfect right now, thanks to you guys! I love you all!
Like anyone cares about what I think.
Whatever.